id be glad to
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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