I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Alive.
So much puke
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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