That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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