My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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