Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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