16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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