I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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