Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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