Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's rum buckets o'clock
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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