But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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