Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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