The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He uses pillows to masturbate.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
