Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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