Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
