The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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