as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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