There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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