Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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