I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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