I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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