check it out our google latitudes are spooning
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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