Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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