I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.