She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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