I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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