What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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