why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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