remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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