fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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