Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Shame is for Republicans.
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