I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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