Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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