i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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