whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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