scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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