i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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