YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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