No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
3 2 1 whiskey
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
