just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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