just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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