She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Success! We fucked roommates!
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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