i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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