Who did Billy Mays play for?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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