hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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