My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I intend to get homeless drunk
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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