normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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