Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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