She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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