so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize