need another drink. this is the easiest way
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
