I think my vagina is haunted
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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