He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
