whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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