i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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