Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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