It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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