Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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