Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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