is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
These tits shall not be calmed
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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