he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
