i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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