Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just pee around me
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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