that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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